Sunday, February 19, 2012

In What Other Profession?

A friend of mine posted this picture on Facebook the other day, and it left me giggling (although I prefer to think I'm more like Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds than Robin Williams).

It also made me remember a really good blog I read a while back from a teacher in Kansas.

It's too good NOT to share. Enjoy.

I’m going to step out of my usual third-person writing voice for a moment. As a parent I received a letter last week from the Kansas State Board of Education, informing me that my children’s school district had been placed on “improvement” status for failing to meet “adequate yearly progress” under the No Child Left Behind law.

I thought it ironic that our schools were judged inadequate by people who haven’t set foot in them, so I wrote a letter to my local newspaper. Predictably, my letter elicited a deluge of comments in the paper’s online forum. Many remarks came from armchair educators and anti-teacher, anti-public school evangelists quick to discredit anything I had to say under the rationale of “he’s a teacher.” What could a teacher possibly know about education?

Countless arguments used to denigrate public school teachers begin with the phrase “in what other profession….” and conclude with practically anything the anti-teacher pundits find offensive about public education. Due process and collective bargaining are favorite targets, as are the erroneous but tightly held beliefs that teachers are under-worked, over-paid (earning million-dollar pensions), and not accountable for anything.

In what other profession, indeed.

In what other profession are the licensed professionals considered the LEAST knowledgeable about the job? You seldom if ever hear “that guy couldn’t possibly know a thing about law enforcement – he’s a police officer”, or “she can’t be trusted talking about fire safety – she’s a firefighter.”

In what other profession is experience viewed as a liability rather than an asset? You won’t find a contractor advertising “choose me – I’ve never done this before”, and your doctor won’t recommend a surgeon on the basis of her “having very little experience with the procedure”.


In what other profession is the desire for competitive salary viewed as proof of callous indifference towards the job? You won’t hear many say “that lawyer charges a lot of money, she obviously doesn’t care about her clients”, or “that coach earns millions – clearly he doesn’t care about the team.”

But look around. You’ll find droves of armchair educators who summarily dismiss any statement about education when it comes from a teacher. Likewise, it’s easy to find politicians, pundits, and profiteers who refer to our veteran teachers as ineffective, overpriced “dead wood”. Only the rookies could possibly be any good, or worth the food-stamp-eligible starting salaries we pay them.

And if teachers dare ask for a raise, this is taken by many as clear evidence that teachers don’t give a porcupine’s posterior about kids. In fact, some say if teachers really cared about their students they would insist on earning LESS money.

If that entire attitude weren’t bad enough, what other profession is legally held to PERFECTION by 2014? Are police required to eliminate all crime? Are firefighters required to eliminate all fires? Are doctors required to cure all patients? Are lawyers required to win all cases? Are coaches required to win all games? Of course they aren’t.

For no other profession do so many outsiders refuse to accept the realities of an imperfect world. Crime happens. Fire happens. Illness happens. As for lawyers and coaches, where there’s a winner there must also be a loser. People accept all these realities, until they apply to public education.

If a poverty-stricken, drug-addled meth-cooker burns down his house, suffers third degree burns, and then goes to jail; we don’t blame the police, fire department, doctors, and defense attorneys for his predicament. But if that kid doesn’t graduate high school, it’s clearly the teacher’s fault.

And if someone – anyone - tries to tell you otherwise; don’t listen. He must be a teacher.

Sunday Stealing: The 99'er Meme - the Final Part

Cheers to all of us thieves!

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Laughter, trust, and bail money.

77) How did/could someone win your heart?
Chocolate, flowers, Dave Matthews music, and Ugg boots!

78) In your world, what brings on more creativity?
I'm a pretty creative person, and most of my inspiration comes from completely random things.

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Finishing college

80) Why did you break up with your last ex?
We despised one another

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
My name, I guess???

82) What is your favorite word?
Crimeany!

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: delusional.
mother

84) What is a saying you use a lot?
No more photos, please!

85) Are you watching Idol this season? If yes, how do you like it?
Are you kidding me?? The Kardashians are going through a crisis. Who has time for idol?

86) Were you surprised that House got canceled?
Not at all. It was the same show every week with different patients.

87) What is your current desktop picture?
Myself with a Roman gladiator - taken in Rome circa 2008.

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Tim Tebow

89) What would be a question where you'd not tell the truth?
This one....

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by WEEPING ANGELS. The Weeping Angles aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What would you do?
Offer them a tissue and some chocolate?

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
I'm pretty much all-powerful already, but if they could give me the ability to pick the powerball numbers, that would be cool.

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I really have no idea. Well, i do, but it's too personal for the net.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
My first marriage

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. (let's say that you are both single and available) Who might it be?
Brad Paisley?? Not really sure.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Somewhere warm, peaceful, and rum-filled

96) Do you have any relatives or friends in jail?
Who doesn't?

97) Who's winning the U.S. Republican presidential nomination? Why?
Ron Paul?? Not really sure. I don't keep up with this crap until it gets closer to the election.

98) Who's winning the next U.S. Presidential election?
Whoever gets the most votes.

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Don't do the final part of the 99'er Meme...it's pretty dumb.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

The 99'er Meme: Part 3

Cheers to all us theives!
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Sometimes...

52) What is your astrological sign?
Pieces

53) Do you save money for anything? What?
I am horrible at saving money. If I have it, I spend it.

54) What's the last thing you purchased?
Jewelry

55) Have you ever had a relationship that you realized was lust not love?
What?? Never!!

56) In a relationship?
With my shoes.

57) How many relationships have you had?
Why do we keep dwelling on how many shoes I own?

58) What do you want to tell us about your day?
There will be no "funday" in my Sunday, that's for sure.

59) Where were you yesterday?
At home, hosting a jewelry party

60) Is there anything interesting within 10 feet of you?
A lazy cat.

61) Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes...I have hardwood floors, so socks are required.

62) What's your favorite animal?
My students.
 
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
If they aren't won-over by my sensational looks, I usually get them with my adorable dimples and sparkling personality.

64) Where is your best friend?
Why? Did someome let him out of the kitchen?

65) How did you end your last relationship end?
Signing divorce papers.

66) What is your heritage?
Um, not really sure. My mom is a card-carrying indian. I'm pretty sure I'm just a mutt.

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Mourning the death of Whitney by torturing my children with my stellar version of "I will always love you." Oh, and whining because I'm missing Mardi Gras.

68) What's new?
The rug on our living room floor.

69) What is the key to seduction?
Salt, lime, 1 oz tequila.

70) What was the weirdest thing that happened to you this week??
Getting tons of free school supplies from Wal-Mart...

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
RIP Fluffy

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
D- None of the above

73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
Trust

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
If you're happy and you know it...

75) Who has your cell phone number (other than family)?
Apparently, every car salesman in a 120-mile radius.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Sunday Stealing: The 99'er Meme Part Two

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
There's always room for improvement...not much, but a little.

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
Hate- alarm clock
Love- 3:00 bell on May 26th

28) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I wasn't so ridiculously fun?

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Ghosts - yes. Aliens no...although I think I may live with a couple.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
right arm- Dawson...left arm - nothing.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Cinnamon stick Scentsy!!! YUM!

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
It's a toss-up...either Detriot, Michigan, or divorce court.

33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
Never been to the West, so I'll have to say East!

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Enrique!! He's yummier than the Scentsy!

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
I'll have to get back to you on that one.

36) Define: Art.
Anything that makes you stop and think twice...

37) Do you believe in luck?
Just the bad kind.

38) Patriots or Giants? Or, who gives a rat's ass?
Giants. Tom Brady is the devil.

39) Will you watch the game? If yes, with who?
Yes - we're having our fifth annual "Junior Super Bowl Party"...we'll be watching with eight wild little boys!

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
It seems like we've covered this before. Yes, I drive. Yes, I've been in multiple wrecks.

41) What was the last book you read?
Night Road by Kristin Hannah. There's a book review a few blogs back.

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Absurdly, a little.

43) Do you have any nicknames?
Famous Amos
Amy Jo (which I despise)
Princess of Everything

44) What was the last movie you saw?
The Change-Up...freaking HYSTERICAL!! The first 30 seconds in and I was already rolling.

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
I broke my elbow when I was little, and my brother once tried to bash my head in with a boulder. Other than that, probably the three times I've broken my nose.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Yes...the little darling became the inspiration for my tramp-stamp.

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
BOOKS!! Always books!

48) What's your sexual orientation?
Straight.

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Of course.

50) Do you believe in magic?
Not really...but I do believe in fairies!!

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Book Review: On The Island by Tracy Garvis-Graves

A friend recommended this book a couple of weeks back, and I wasn't really intersted. However, when she said the author was married to a Woodward boy, I was intrigued (although I never was able to confirm/deny). I bought the book on my Kindle for $2.99, and set-out for a three-hour tour...

From the cover:
When thirty-year-old English teacher Anna Emerson is offered a job tutoring T.J. Callahan at his family's summer rental in the Maldives, she accepts without hesitation; a working vacation on a tropical island trumps the library any day. T.J. Callahan has no desire to leave town, not that anyone asked him. He's almost seventeen and if having cancer wasn't bad enough, now he has to spend his first summer in remission with his family - and a stack of overdue assignments - instead of his friends. Anna and T.J. are en route to join T.J.'s family in the Maldives when the pilot of their seaplane suffers a fatal heart attack and crash-lands in the Indian Ocean. Adrift in shark-infested waters, their life jackets keep them afloat until they make it to the shore of an uninhabited island. Now Anna and T.J. just want to survive and they must work together to obtain water, food, fire, and shelter. Their basic needs might be met but as the days turn to weeks, and then months, the castaways encounter plenty of other obstacles, including violent tropical storms, the many dangers lurking in the sea, and the possibility that T.J.'s cancer could return. As T.J. celebrates yet another birthday on the island, Anna begins to wonder if the biggest challenge of all might be living with a boy who is gradually becoming a man.

For me, this book was a cross between the movies Castaway and The Blue Lagoon, except the leading lady isn't a teenager - she's a 30 year-old English teacher/tutor for a teenage boy recovering from cancer. I have to admit, the author doesn't waste any time delving into Anna and TJ's story, which is probably what kept me reading. Within the first few pages, the plane crashes and they're instantly in a battle for survival, and the action never ends.

I found myself in a real love/hate relationship with this book. The story was fascinating, fast-paced, and suspenseful...all fabulous qualities in a tale. However - and I don't think I'm really giving anything away here- I really struggled with the physical relationship and intimacy between Anna and TJ, and it made me feel very uncomfortable. The author carefully avoids the relationship until TJ is of "legal" age, but it still just kind of made me feel icky. Probably because I'm a teacher, and I work with kids all day, but I just had a hard time seeing past TJ being her "student," which grossed me out.

Despite all this discomfort, I couldn't put the book down. I devoured the book in less than three days, completely absorbed with the story and where it would go. There were some aspects of the book that I found far-fetched (a boy recovering from cancer can survive for years on a deserted island with no medical assistance?), but I simply couldn't stop reading until I reached the story's end. I completely expected it to be a typical couple-on-the-deserted-island tale, predictable and overused, but the author threw-in some pretty unexpected curveballs that kept me turning the pages.

I wouldn't recommend this book for my teacher friends - except maybe just to open a voracious debate on ethics - but I would totally share it with the hopeless romantics out there!!